One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

News is Bad



An article posted in The Guardian states why news is bad for you (A newspaper telling you not to read news; no wonder print media is dying). The reasons include killing creativity (I read the news every day and my jokes aren’t re-used. Knock knock), wastes time (I do write blog entries about news stories so valid), makes passive (laziness and poor weather prevents me from going outside not the constant news stories about murder), inhibits thinking (I am not dumb. I read the news), increases cognitive errors (That is an outrageous point that in no way cna eb treu) , news is irrelevant (yet your coworkers find you dumb if you do not know about it), no explanatory power (I have explained every issue away), can create toxins in your body (there has to be a pill to counteract this), and news works like a drug (and not a fund drug like booze or pot [not that doing drugs is a good thing. Kids stay in school and don’t do drugs unless you want to be a rapper])

There were two front page stories that I saw that may give credence to why news is not that important. 1. How to find a sugar daddy? 2. Selfie of the week. Those being headlines is probably an issue, but it makes it easy to make fun of. I look forward to more bad news (as in quality not as in murder) and being to make fun of it.

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