Thought exercise: Asking a Girl Out

Most people have productive thought exercise, in a perfect world how would you solve hunger. My brain is more in line with the thought exercise, in a perfect world how would you get rid of smelly farts. All other farts can be funny. I still haven’t figured that out so my mind went into a different irrelevant spiral, what is the lamest way to ask a girl out. Here are my theories:

 1. Would you like to play a board game? If she says yes she is either a keeper or about to give you a fake phone number

2. Using big words:
I am curious if you would like to observe a motion picture in the accompaniment of my presence

3. Dare:

I bet you won't go out with me

4. Looking lame
Suit way too big for you, bowtie (because you either look great in one or terrible in one)

5. Sounding lame
Um excuse me. Uh would you like to uh get a drink with me ¿

 
6. Asking the girl the lamest way to ask her out and then asking her out that way