One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Rich People Problems



There is a belief that comedy is cultural. So if I want any success I have to write jokes for rich people. They will pay me to write jokes while other people will expect me to write for free and be a decent human being. Unfortunately, being decent doesn’t pay the bills. It is an important aspect of paying bills though. Without further delay (Which is just a way for people to say everything before this is a waste of your time.) here is Rich People Problems

It is fall and we have run out of cinnamon.

The chauffeur has hat hair.

The maid is wearing too much clothing.

The nanny doesn’t have a British accent.

The flowers need new water. Sorry, those flowers are 2 days old throw them out and get new ones.

Both the toilet and the sink counter-top are made of marble (Yes, you can flush away money and buy a marble toilet). Which one am I supposed to do the line of coke off of?

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