There is a belief that comedy is cultural. So if I want any
success I have to write jokes for rich people. They will pay me to write jokes
while other people will expect me to write for free and be a decent human
being. Unfortunately, being decent doesn’t pay the bills. It is an important
aspect of paying bills though. Without further delay (Which is just a way for
people to say everything before this is a waste of your time.) here is Rich
People Problems
It is fall and we have run out of cinnamon.
The chauffeur has hat hair.
The maid is wearing too much clothing.
The nanny doesn’t have a British accent.
The flowers need new water. Sorry, those flowers are 2 days
old throw them out and get new ones.
Both the toilet and the sink counter-top are made of marble
(Yes, you can flush away money and buy a marble toilet). Which one am I supposed
to do the line of coke off of?
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