Next Craze

I am not sure whether people are more adventurous with their sex life nowadays or if they are more comfortable talking about it. Stories about absurd sex tales are starting to get a little out of control. If people are getting more adventurous this scares me about the future. I can imagine it now. My son brings home his “girlfriend” and I yell at him, “Don’t lock the door with that goat in your room.”

I hope it will never go that far. To be fair though people who oppose gay marriage believe that people will start marrying pets if gay people are allowed to marry. The Dog whisperer will have a second job, Pet Minister.

Marrying an animal sparks so many questions in my mind. Does the animal go on your health insurance plan? Can you fill as married on a tax return? If you are married to an animal that produces milk that you can sell, does that qualify as a business or a hobby? Does that qualify you for DINC status (Dual Income no children)? How long would it take Congress to do anything about this type of marriage? If Congress banned it would it then become something people want to do?

 
This raises questions about me. Is there something wrong with me for thinking about this? Should I avoid farms for the foreseeable future? I am writing this during a drug trip? No. I am surprisingly lucid for this. Is this a new low for me? My writing? Oh well, not worth worrying about.