One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Moving on Up



There is nothing in this world like getting a promotion. More money, more importance, and most important is more money. It is a step up in the world. It is time for a bigger house, new friends, new enemies, and loss of niceness due to greed. Moving up in the world is one giant step backwards. Here are some more.

Lawyers taking the next step become politicians. At least they become more fun to mock.

A stripper becomes a student. They go from making money to throwing money away like the South on preventing abortions.

A musician becomes a sellout.
 
A writer becomes a hack. I started out as a hack so by inverse logic I can become a writer.

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