One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Places to Dress Appropriately



In life there are many situations where you cannot wear the clothes you want, sweat pants and T shirt. If you showed up to work wearing that you would be fired or worse lectured. Here are some more situations where dressing nice may or may not matter.

Flower Shop: Do not dress properly all they will think is, “That poor girl is with this slob. At least, she is getting flowers.”

Church: If God sees you no matter what you do, then he has already seen you in your pajamas; so wear them to church.

Doctor: A doctor sees you when you are at your worst physically, but you have to make sure you do not dress like a complete slob even though you look like one. Unless they tell you to wear the gown which is the ugliest gown I have ever seen. Cinderella, the poor Cinderella would not wear that.

Dinner: In no situation in life should you look worse than the people who are serving your food or at least that’s what an elitist told me. The server has to know you are better than them.

Funeral: The person is dead I feel like they would care more if they were alive. If they were reincarnated then they cannot haunt me. That is sound enough logic for me to not want to wear a suit.
 
Wedding: If I look terrible the bride would look even better by comparison which is why everyone at my wedding will be asked to where jorts.

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