One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Belligerent Sports Jock: No More Baseball



The baseball season is over. It ended the way it is supposed to with a World Series Champion. The egos on those guys; one team plays outside the US and it’s the World Series. At least the NFL goes to Europe. Baseball is the sport of the summer. It is a sport where you can get a tan and embrace professional athletes do things few humans on the planet can do, grab their crotch and spit tobacco with accuracy at the same time. The players are the boys of summer yet it is almost October when everything is over. People are not watching this sport because you can watch it any day from April to October and so there is no urgency and why do something today that you can tomorrow or never.

Congratulations to the San Francisco Giants for winning. I wish I could have been there to see Madison Bumgarner chug a 30 pack of Bud Lite. He is a team of one for a case race. Madison Bumgarner should be everyman’s hero. He pitched 1/3 of the innings for his team and won a World Series title and bought his wife a cow for her birthday. I wish I could buy someone a cow for their birthday bought all my friends and family are Yuppies. Also, how do you gift wrap a cow.
 
All joking aside this is a sad day for me. It means my favorite sport televised every day is Hockey and no one likes Hockey so I am going to have to talk to myself. I look forward to Spring Training because I live in the Northern part of the country and when spring training games start that means no more snow. Unless you live in Colorado or Minnesota and have had you season opener cancelled due to snow. Oh Baseball, I love you, but you are so dumb. Enjoy the postseason.

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