The baseball season is over. It ended the way it is supposed
to with a World Series Champion. The egos on those guys; one team plays outside
the US and it’s the World Series. At least the NFL goes to Europe. Baseball is
the sport of the summer. It is a sport where you can get a tan and embrace
professional athletes do things few humans on the planet can do, grab their
crotch and spit tobacco with accuracy at the same time. The players are the
boys of summer yet it is almost October when everything is over. People are not
watching this sport because you can watch it any day from April to October and
so there is no urgency and why do something today that you can tomorrow or
never.
Congratulations to the San Francisco Giants for winning. I
wish I could have been there to see Madison Bumgarner chug a 30 pack of Bud
Lite. He is a team of one for a case race. Madison Bumgarner should be everyman’s
hero. He pitched 1/3 of the innings for his team and won a World Series title
and bought his wife a cow for her birthday. I wish I could buy someone a cow
for their birthday bought all my friends and family are Yuppies. Also, how do
you gift wrap a cow.
All joking aside this is a sad day for me. It means my favorite sport televised every day is Hockey and no one likes Hockey so I am going to have to talk to myself. I look forward to Spring Training because I live in the Northern part of the country and when spring training games start that means no more snow. Unless you live in Colorado or Minnesota and have had you season opener cancelled due to snow. Oh Baseball, I love you, but you are so dumb. Enjoy the postseason.
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