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Thursday, September 18, 2014

World’s sexiest accents



There was a recent article posted about the world’s sexiest accents. Finally, something Americans can’t win. Don’t worry the southern accent did make an appearance. The Southern bell one not the southern airhead or the Southern suave not the Southern I need help speaking one. The Europeans topped the list with a bunch of sexy accents, Spanish, French, Italian, English, Irish & Scottish (They are similar enough to be listed together), and Czech (somehow got near the top of the list). There are positive stereotypes out there.

Don’t fret Latin America made the list with Argentina and Brazil (They seem more like most likely to win a world cup list, but I guess they can be good at two things). Asia made the list with Thia (the country not the tea) and a couple of African nations made the list, but they had long complicated names and I do not feel like insulting people by spelling their name wrong. Also, who wants to be made fun of in an accent they do not understand.

The poor Australians and New Zealanders were completely left off this list marking. This shocking development was probably because of the whine in there accents or plain disrespect of the author of the list.
Although, the most difficult part about this list is that some accents sound great on men and terrible on woman and vice versa. No Asian man has a sexy accent. Irish woman do not sound sexy. They do sound like sheep herders. The truth is every person has a different accent which revs their engines. I hope you find the accent that drives your car.

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