Lurking over the city in order to protect the citizens of Bristol
is Apathy Man. Apathy Man like all superheroes keeps close tabs on criminal
activity in his lair with the live video feed on old TVs he has picked up from
goodwill or curbside pickup. He did not pick them up he got his butler to do
that because he doesn’t think it is worth his time.
Apathy Man dresses in the token tight uniform called the
aloof suit. The aloof suit is gray in color. To complement the suit he has a
cape called the cloak of indifference. His physique is that of an average man
who works out when he feels like. He is trained in martial arts and binge
eating.
His typical night of screen time consist of him looking at
the screens and saying, “Attempted Murder too big of a crime. Jaywalking too
small of a crime. If only I could find the right crime to stop. One day the
criminals of Bristol will rue the day the meet Apathy Man.” His Butler overhearing
this thinks More like Fatass Man
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