One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Apathy Man



Lurking over the city in order to protect the citizens of Bristol is Apathy Man. Apathy Man like all superheroes keeps close tabs on criminal activity in his lair with the live video feed on old TVs he has picked up from goodwill or curbside pickup. He did not pick them up he got his butler to do that because he doesn’t think it is worth his time.

Apathy Man dresses in the token tight uniform called the aloof suit. The aloof suit is gray in color. To complement the suit he has a cape called the cloak of indifference. His physique is that of an average man who works out when he feels like. He is trained in martial arts and binge eating.

His typical night of screen time consist of him looking at the screens and saying, “Attempted Murder too big of a crime. Jaywalking too small of a crime. If only I could find the right crime to stop. One day the criminals of Bristol will rue the day the meet Apathy Man.” His Butler overhearing this thinks More like Fatass Man

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