Conversation between loved ones

This conversation is not an based on any actual conversation. Any resemblance to an actual conversation between you and your loved one is purely coincidental and extremely sad. Sad because you had this conversation not because this conversation is sad. You have to be in a pretty messed up relationship to have had this conversation. I am not saying you should end your relationship, but it wouldn't be a bad idea. In fact, it might be a better idea than reading the rest of this. I take that back it would be a better idea than fighting a baby. Sure you would win, but at what cost. Now that no ones what this is about, enjoy.

Girlfriend: That is one ugly shirt.

Boyfriend: Why did you buy it?

Gf: you should have told me not to buy it.

Bf: I wasn't with you when you bought it

Gf: I see you always have an excuse

Bf: No always just now

Gf: will you at least get rid of it

Bf: the last time i got rid of something you bought me you yelled at me.

Gf: I am yelling at you now

Bf: I am afraid if I throw it out you will yell at me about throwing it out

Gf: So now I am looking for excuses to yell at you

Bf: Yes

I mean no

Gf: no no I heard you. you said I look for reasons to yell at you

Bf: Not always just during your period

Gf: Oh no, now you have done it

Bf: Before you yell, could you hand me that shovel?

Gf: Why?

Bf: I would like to try and dig my grave properly now