One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

The Last Man on Earth



Men believe that the best time to have sex would be when they are one of the last men on earth (for our purposes let’s say you are one of the remaining 5,000 men). The purpose of every man is to now re-populate the earth with men. This sounds ideal, but is it really.

The last man on earth needs may not get all the sex he wants. If a man is sterile then, he will not have sex. This is the prime time for controlled population growth. If you are too dumb or too ugly, then tough luck you cannot help repopulate. What if that man is gay, this would have to be his worst nightmare. He will be force to repopulate the planet. Even if the man is one of the last some women may not what to sleep with him, like lesbians or really beautiful women who have standards. Finally, if you are in a committed relationship and actually love with her, she is now gone. No girl is sticking around after finding out how many places the man stuck it.

Enough with the negatives, this is a great situation for men who are complete losers and could never get a women before this. If a man is in a bad relationship, this is an excuse for a break up. Sorry babe, I have to save the world. It would also be good if the man was 18 or had the libido of an 18 year old. Otherwise, the conveyor belt of sex will get boring. If you think men can never get bored than, these man will have to use the excuse, “This has never happened before” a lot. 

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