One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Used Car Idea



I was at a used car lot and saw another driver at a used car lot. He said he was shopping for his tenth used car in the past 2 years. I asked, “What the hell?” He said, “Well this state is a no fault state so no matter who is at fault the driver of their car pays for their own damages. So when someone else commits a driving infraction against me I let them hit me and they have to pay for their mistake. You know like bumper cars. I just have my used car junked and my insurance doesn’t change.” I said, “Interesting.” The driver said, “Screw them.”

At first, I thought this man is a psychopath then a few hours later I realized this driver was a genius (at that point in time, I was cut off by a driver). Think about it. Driver doesn’t yield. Crash. Person rolls through a stop sign. Crash. Person is not speeding. No Crash. The saying, The most brilliant ideas border on crazy, may be true. Nope. That person was a crazy. Do not do what he advocates. It is a terrible idea and probably makes you uninsurable or sends you to prison (2 things no person wants unless you like jail and hate driving, but there are easier ways to go to jail, like threatening a politician). The next time you get caught off think, That woman will never find love with that personality or My want a tiny penis that person has.

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