It is time for Fall to change its name. It is not that Fall is a bad name, but Fall has been mauled by pumpkin. Pumpkin could be the name because it
is impossible to go anywhere from September to November and not see something
with pumpkin in it. No other season has one item so dedicated to it. But, pumpkin is a terrible name for the season. It has been ruined by movies and TV using it as a cute nickname. The new name is
White Girl season. Although this sounds like a pervy Elmer Fudd, Be very very
quiet it is White Girl Season, it is the most accurate statement to reflect the
season. Who loves to see the leaves change in the fall? White Girls. Who loves
pumpkin in anything? White Girls. Who do we
try to make happy with this stuff? White Girls. It is time to sit back and
embrace White Girl season. Have a pumpkin beer and if that is not white girl
enough drop a shot of Fireball in it.
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