One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Fall’s New Name



It is time for Fall to change its name. It is not that Fall is a bad name, but Fall has been mauled by pumpkin. Pumpkin could be the name because it is impossible to go anywhere from September to November and not see something with pumpkin in it. No other season has one item so dedicated to it. But, pumpkin is a terrible name for the season. It has been ruined by movies and TV using it as a cute nickname. The new name is White Girl season. Although this sounds like a pervy Elmer Fudd, Be very very quiet it is White Girl Season, it is the most accurate statement to reflect the season. Who loves to see the leaves change in the fall? White Girls. Who loves pumpkin in anything? White Girls.  Who do we try to make happy with this stuff? White Girls. It is time to sit back and embrace White Girl season. Have a pumpkin beer and if that is not white girl enough drop a shot of Fireball in it.

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