One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

TV Personalities Visit to a local School



A TV personality made an appearance at a nearby school. The big surprise was that the students did not have homework (the crowd erupted. I assume the teachers sighed (they are going to be dumber). The TV personality could not get the students quiet and kept going shush (I imagine in a condescending way because that's the only way to shush someone). I can’t believe they gave those rude kids a prize. These fat loud obnoxious kids are going to be the future and have to look out for the current generation of fat loud obnoxious adults. Free breakfast nothing, free gift cards nothing no homework a cheer that sounds like a boy band got on stage.
 
At every age in life people scream about something. Party girls age 18 - 30 (If you are parting hard after 30, get a calendar it is time to grow up) any Taylor Swift song. Men age 18 - death sports. Men Preteen - death video games. Women age 20 - 40 babies. Emo kids emo music. It is pretty self-explanatory what makes people yell. At least there is no more Beatles screaming. People would yell so loud when The Beatles had a concert that you could not hear The Beatles (What a waste of money). There is no joke surrounding this it was so ridiculous that I believe it deserves to be mention.

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