Every Sport can be compared to a woman. It makes sense men
love women and man love sports.
Baseball is like an unspoiled virgin. With AAA, AA, High A,
Low A, and multiple short season levels, major league baseball may never be played.
Baseball also has the highest moral standards of any sport. Every now and then
a batter gets to pop on.
Basketball is like the last call girl. People are running
around taking questionable amounts of shots and the last ditch effort to score
is all that matters.
Racing is like foreign women. It is fast and admitting that
you like it is questionable unless you are in that arena.
Hockey is a lesbian. The sport is tough and only a certain
set of people like it.
Soccer is a performer. The sport is gentle and full of bad
acting, yet for some reason you want to like it.
Football is like an abusive spouse (I know too soon, but
with this sport it will always be too soon). The athletes take a beating and
everyone thinks that they should probably leave the sport, but they don’t. The
sport has a ton of time where no action occurs. At times you think about
leaving, but then something interesting happens that makes you believe this is
the best sport.
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