One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Friday, September 19, 2014

The Presidentail Report



The president said that the US will not take the fight to the global terror of ISIS but, the US is ready to take the lead to fight Ebola. We will fight anything that isn’t ISIS.

Conservative columnist and former psychiatrist Chuck Krauthammer said that Obama is not manic but rather a narcissist who talks like Napoleon. At least Barack has the height advantage.

Obama is urging Scotland to stay united. That’s great advice from the man who is leading the most divided Congress. A person is needed to keep a country united and sharing, sounds like a job Barney.

According to new polls, the majority of Americans believe Barack is doing a bad job. At least Chicago is going to name a High School after him. Wait, that has now changed and he will not have a high school named after him. Barack now knows what it is like to get the George W. Bush treatment.

Air strikes are being initiated against ISIS a day after the president said no to intervention against ISIS (The Waffle House would be great right now). The president is not going back against his word of a day before (Apparently, ever headline writer misunderstood him). This sounds like a man talking about an extra marital activity as not being an affair because of lack of full penetration.

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