One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Awards



Why is there no award shows which gives award to things that matter? I would love to see an awards show congratulating people on doing good things, like giving towards education (Maybe education would be more affordable then). How about an award for providing the most clean water (which is something a lot of the world still needs)? An award for informing people about subjects (this won exists, but we do not care about it).

We have award shows for lying (acting), speaking in a key (singing), making something up (Writing, another award which will never be won by this author), animals (Best in Show), inebriating substances (Great American Beer Fest), and poor role models (athletes/ ESPYs).

The other type of award show I would like to see is a Nonsense award show (Something I could easily win). Giving an award to the Bigot of the Year, Worst Plastic Surgery, Celebrity who should not be a celebrity, Why were you naked award, Worst prank award, and many more weird awards. This would make award show season so much more fun. The award pool would also be more fun.

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