People have taken the manliest thing a lumberjack and have
no turned him into a rugged sexual icon. How dare they turn the beloved lumberjack into a ken doll? A person that dresses
in flannel with a beard is now a lumbersexual which sounds like a man who is
strangely aroused by lumber. Now if I burn a flannel at an anti-logging protest
(I do not even know if that exists), I am a flaming lumbersexual. A disheveled
beard and flannel clothing does the same thing; it provides warmth not a
statement about sexuality. The Bounty Man does not have enough paper towels to
soak up his tears from this new revelation. Looking like a mess is not a choice
(at least a good choice) it is the result of hard labor. Good thing the
holidays are coming up because you can now ask for a new wardrobe since all the
flannels are gone. The other option is shave the bear, but only a fool would do
something that terrible.
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