One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Introducing Asexual Boy


Apathy man like all good sidekicks has a sidekick. His sidekick is Asexual Boy. Asexual Boy dresses in gray like Apathy Man. He is the perfect companion for Apathy Man because due to his asexual nature he has no desire to impress and therefore no reason to act on crimes. Asexual Boy is not actually a boy. He is a young man who has never entered adulthood by doing the deed, so he is a boy. His route to superherodom started when he was young and saved a girl from sexual assault by talking the guy into masturbating instead. His true gift is his ability to talk people into doing anything except take of their clothes because he does not care about that. He does have interest in their clothes and works as a personal shopper. His appearance is dapper but not metrosexual because he has no sexual affiliation. Asexual Boy also does not care what people think about him being seen as Apathy Man’s gay little friend, that is if they ever fought crime. Asexual Boy does like being in the secret cave and Apathy’s Man mansion because anything is better than living in a loft apartment.

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