2 Parties

This is always a tough decision which party do you go to? Easy answer is both because it is one of the few times you are popular. But, when there are 2 parties in different areas you can only chose to be a part of one. They both have positive attributes (alcohol), but they both have their downside (people); and only a loser stays home alone and drinks (lies). By now you know, I am talking about American Politics (the winner is the voter that stays home alone and gets drunk watching CNN). There are 2 Parties, Democrats and Republicans, and they both suck. I can be in support of healthcare, but I have to be in support of baby killing (a.k.a. an abortion). I can be for a fiscally conservative country, but I have to be in support of allowing babies to shoot guns (a.k.a. no gun control or death). This is a battle of asses (donkeys/Democrats) versus larger asses (Elephants/Republicans).

How can we fix this terrible two party system? We mandate that 3 parties must get 10% of the vote otherwise the election results do not count. Since that will never happen (These parties are like annoying drunk girls demanding attention whatever you do, do not add more drunk girls), how about we use all the technology we have and politicians poll their constituents in order to actually represent the people and not their party. This will not work until there are people younger than 60 in the senate, or they use one of the many interns to do something productive like learn how to use survey monkey instead of how to wheel a spanking paddle.

The United States is supposed to be the ideal place to live, yet our political system is so messed up they sound more like a couple which has been married too long and should be divorced, “You are wrong.” “How can you say such a thing? You do not even now the issue we are arguing about.” “Well, I hate you and that is a good enough reason to hate your opinion.” This is quickly followed by the song, “Drink drink drink”. It is like the old (old because an old man told me it) saying, “When your system is politically oppressive do like the Russians.”