One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

How to Make Bad News Funny



Everybody has been in the situation where they have had to tell someone bad news. The issue is how do you make it less bad? You try to make the person laugh. There is one no fail way to do that. Make the bad news the punchline. And, have a masterful delivery. If you can’t master the delivery than do not even try. I am going to ignore my own advice and show you how to make bad news funny.

A car accident becomes radioactive dear kills 5 and slightly damages headlight.

A doctor needs to tell a patient bad news.
Doctor: What is the worst thing that could happen?
Patient: I Die.
Doctor: Wrong, I kill you.
Patient: What?
Doctor: Don’t worry cancer will get you first.

Need to tell your kids that grandpa died. Give them ice cream. No, you tell them a knock knock joke.
Parent: Knock Knock
Kid: Who is there?
Parent: Not Grandpa he is dead

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