Romance in the Cave

In modern TV and modern movies there is a demand that women get romance before they enter a bed with a man. Women have an elegant subtlety to their fornication ritual. Men utter some form of the phrase, “Me want sex.” Men have never evolved. Since men have never evolved, have women? Did the cavewoman also utter the phrase, “Me want sex.”? Or did the cavewoman demand romance?

The first seems easier. Man says, “Me want sex.” Woman says, “Me want sex.” They go off, have sex, and both are happy. It is good for the caveman and cavewomen. It is good for the human race because we were able to evolve from their simplicity into complicated beings except for when it comes to men and sex.

I think the caveman dating ritual would be quite entertaining. The caveman says, “Me want sex.” The cavewoman says, “Me want pretty weeds.” The caveman collects the weeds brings them to the cavewoman and says, “Me want sex.” The cavewoman responds, “Me want to go to another cave for dinner.” Caveman grunts. Caveman thinks why she can’t want what I want. Caveman takes cavewoman for dinner. Caveman says, “Me want sex.” Clearly those are the only words caveman know. Cavewoman says, “Me want dessert.” Caveman grunts not knowing what dessert, Caveman appeases cavewoman with dessert. Caveman brings her back to his cave and says, “Me want sex.” Cavewoman says, “Me want romance.” Caveman starts jumping around screaming, “Me want sex. Me Want sex.” Cavewoman responds, “Why didn’t you say so.” Caveman is immediately naked saying, “Me have sex.”

The only thing that has changed in that process is that men have adapted a better command of the English language. Now the man says “Would you like to join me in the bedroom for a wonderful evening where I will attempt to pleasure you thoroughly.” Men only think, “Me want sex.”