Fox News Sued by the French

Fox News gave a report that Paris has “No-go zones” for Muslims. This is not true and when the Mayor of Paris found out she was insulted. She thought that all of Paris should be insulted and as such will sue Fox News. It is not like the French can win without help, I hope they call the Germans. The French joins an exclusive list of people who have been insulted by Fox News, the democrats, the poor, and the breathing.

Fox News is the most American news network based on the stereotype of Americans. Fox News is wrong and blatantly does not care. Fox News is popular and hated at the same time, like the mean girl in high school. Fox News is bloated and egotistical, like the population. The face of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly, is seen as either a hero or a cranky old man, the old man on the porch (okay I am reaching, but Bill O'Reilly needed to be mentioned). Fox News represents the Republican Right or the gun wheeling wild west. Clearly this is not true, the wild west does not exist anymore it is now a bunch of strip malls.

Bashing on Fox News is easy and nothing new; Jon Stewart has made a good living on it. This post is not meant to bash Fox News. Fox News brings joy and misinformation to millions of people every day. The same thing is also done by the internet, CNN, MSNBC, and everyone (Check politifact.com for lies from politicians). This is making fun of the aplomb with which it seems Fox News does not care.

 
Anyway, the French are suing Fox News because they are babies and were insulted. Once again making fun of the French is another easy target. I must have run out of good material to resort to this. Or I can lie to myself and say that I am pandering to the public because this is what they want to hear: Fox News is so bad at news that the Onion is their main source. The French are so slow on news stories they are still wondering what does the fox say? [The crowd erupts in applause for jokes well done. I can be a late night host now.]