One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Rock star or Anti-seizure medicine required



Why do people playing music always look like they are having a spasm? We could also talk about how poorly they dress, but that’s too easy, like a girl that wears tiny skirts. Musician is the only profession where this is acceptable. If your accountant was having regular spasms he/she would be sent home and a few months later you get an IRS audit. A rock star gets cheered. If a teacher starts having a spasm all the kids would cheat off each other on the pop quiz. When a rock star has a spasm, the crowd tries to replicate the gyrations. The only other type of human being who gets cheered for moving around wildly is a baby. A baby may be the only far comparison for a rock star. They are praised for doing so little. One get praised for incoherent babblings and the other is a baby.

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