One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

I’m a Man…



Mike Gundy went on a tirade in which he said, “I’m a man! I’m forty!” This happened in 2007. If you haven’t seen it than I recommend you search Mike Gundy 40. I am bringing this up because it is funny and I want to make fun of it. I am so late to make fun of this man that I will never be considered hip. I spend more time than I should thinking about this and what else he could have said that would make me laugh. Anyway here is a list of things he could have yelled instead (Feel Free to add):

I’M A MAN! I CAN PUT MY PANTS ON WITH ONE HAND!
I’M A MAN! I CAN STAY UP LATE!
I’M A MAN! I CAN PEE WHILE BRUSHING MY TEETH!
I’M A MAN! I CAN DRINK BEER!
I’M A MAN! I DRINK TIGER BLOOD!
I’M A MAN! I CAN SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

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