One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Friday, December 19, 2014

Laughs in a Pinch



In order to save the day you need to make someone laugh, here are some quick tricks that may work:

Tickle them – giggling counts as a laugh. Of course this could be awkward if you are trying to make a bouncer laugh to get into a club.

Quote a funny movie – I would say book, but who reads

Play a youtube video

Fall down – if that doesn’t work fall down harder and on your crotch

Opposite – whatever the person expects to hear say or do the opposite. If the person is expecting you to say I would like a bag of jelly beans instead smack them with a bag of jelly beans

Exaggerate – use the most extreme example possible. This is dryer than a Middle Eastern desert without executions.

Obvious – say the most obvious thing in the most roundabout way. I understand what you are trying to ask, but I am not sure what the true root of the question is. I know I do not need to know the root to answer. In summation, I appreciate you asking me this important question and I answer, yes, I would like to eat Taco Bell

Talk like a … baby, it is cute endearing and works well for poop jokes; talk show host, if Jay Leno could succeed so can you; person with a funny accent, you will accidental say something funny or offend someone either way that sounds like a win

The truffle shuffle – only if you are chunky. Don’t know what the truffle shuffle is then try our next one

Get naked and run around funny – if you are a big guy this is funny. If you are overly lankly then this is the funniest thing you can do in life.

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