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Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Bugs Bunny is getting stoned in Utah
A DEA agent warns Utah if it passes medical marijuana there could be stoned rabbits. This sounds like a great unattended consequence. The stoned wildlife may eat the reefer so there could be loss of product and lose fear of humans which means it will easier to make rabbit stew (the weed makes them pre-seasoned). This agent’s colleagues confiscated a retiree’s garden of okra plants. They were once again afraid of good soups being made. The DEA should tell states that growing a drug could have negative repercussions. They should name actually repercussions when they do this. The DEA is the warning label for pot. There is a warning label on alcohol. There is a warning label on cigarettes. There is a warning against pot. It is the law. Telling law makers to not change the law is like telling a baby do not poop. The will do it anyway and someone will clean it up later. If a rabbit was there he/she would have been stressed out knowing it was the reason that pot should be illegal. I hope that there was at least one state representative who when he heard about rabbits eating pot he/she unrolled his joint and gave the little guy a taste, so that the rabbit could chill out.
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