One person’s desperate foolish hopeful attempt to make you laugh by providing endless hours minutes seconds of laughter. Trying to bring some nonsensical, occasionally relevant, boldly irreverent not too hurtful (I have liticaphobia), touchingly personal, or any other type of humor that I can write. Lastly, here’s hoping you laugh.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

#When_in_Crimea



I am taking a huge assumption that the people in Crimea are not able to voice their opinion via social networks. Therefore, I have taken it on myself to write tweets that would have been written by people in Crimea by taking the When in Rome phrase and making it #When_in_Crimea

Where does cease-fire and bust a cap mean the same thing #When_in_Crimea
Most common thought: I wish I wasn't rusty on my Russian #When_in_Crimea #How_do_you_say_Surrender_in_Russian
The national pastime is changing languages #When_in_Crimea
Please don't assassinate me #When_in_Crimea #When_in_Russia
Wishing I lived in Siberia #When_in_Crimea
Wish their was a vaccine that removed foreign military #When_in_Crimea
In Soviet Russia Military oppress you #When_in_Crimea
Russian is invading in order to have more beachfront property #When_in_Crimea
When questioning your nationality is more important than questioning your sexuality #When_in_Crimea
Children’s favorite game is duck duck duck #When_in_Crimea
Is that a shooting star or a bomb #When_in_Crimea
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