#When_in_Crimea

I am taking a huge assumption that the people in Crimea are not able to voice their opinion via social networks. Therefore, I have taken it on myself to write tweets that would have been written by people in Crimea by taking the When in Rome phrase and making it #When_in_Crimea

Where does cease-fire and bust a cap mean the same thing #When_in_Crimea

Most common thought: I wish I wasn't rusty on my Russian #When_in_Crimea #How_do_you_say_Surrender_in_Russian

The national pastime is changing languages #When_in_Crimea

Please don't assassinate me #When_in_Crimea #When_in_Russia

Wishing I lived in Siberia #When_in_Crimea

Wish their was a vaccine that removed foreign military #When_in_Crimea

In Soviet Russia Military oppress you #When_in_Crimea

Russian is invading in order to have more beachfront property #When_in_Crimea

When questioning your nationality is more important than questioning your sexuality #When_in_Crimea

Children’s favorite game is duck duck duck #When_in_Crimea

Is that a shooting star or a bomb #When_in_Crimea

Bugs Bunny is getting stoned in Utah

A DEA agent warns Utah if it passes medical marijuana there could be stoned rabbits. This sounds like a great unattended consequence. The stoned wildlife may eat the reefer so there could be loss of product and lose fear of humans which means it will easier to make rabbit stew (the weed makes them pre-seasoned). This agent’s colleagues confiscated a retiree’s garden of okra plants. They were once again afraid of good soups being made. The DEA should tell states that growing a drug could have negative repercussions. They should name actually repercussions when they do this. The DEA is the warning label for pot. There is a warning label on alcohol. There is a warning label on cigarettes. There is a warning against pot. It is the law. Telling law makers to not change the law is like telling a baby do not poop. The will do it anyway and someone will clean it up later. If a rabbit was there he/she would have been stressed out knowing it was the reason that pot should be illegal. I hope that there was at least one state representative who when he heard about rabbits eating pot he/she unrolled his joint and gave the little guy a taste, so that the rabbit could chill out.